Stuck between a rock and my fanbase

It's really nice having fans and everything, but you guys are way demanding. I don't mean that in a bad way. Fans are the lifeblood of my life, and you know that's true from the messages I write with every autograph--and none of that simple "thanks" crap either, I mean detailed letters. You know. Anyway, all's I'm saying is, you guys need to try and understand the real ME, okay? I'm not just the famed blogger whose exploits titillate fans worldwide. I'm also just plain Neil, a simple soul who enjoys sandwiches and sauces. I'm not saying I'll go on a break. God knows I need this. I'm just warning you that this might be a new leaf I've turned. Maybe from now on, my blog will be more introspective. I wrote a poem today. Maybe, when I feel up to it, I'll show you.