Oh yeah and this too.

I went to my career advisor, and she asked why I was here. I said, "Because my parents want me to get a job." She got mad, because apparently everyone who comes in there just asks for a job, and she seems to think that's not why she's there. We ended up having a 45-minute long meeting, during which she ended every point she made with "If you even really care about this," "If you're ever interested in putting in the effort," or "Maybe sometime in the future, when you're motivated..." Ha. When I'm motivated.