Butts

I think butts are hilarious. They're all cushy, and different sizes and colors sometimes. And they have buttholes in them, which are kind of gross, but also really funny. Butts are comedy gold. Naked butts are even funnier. They have two seperate hemispheres! And I read that the magazines were saying that buttcracks are sexy? No way. Good pencil holders, but not a way to get sexed. Too ugly, that's what I say, not enough butt. Either go all butt or no butt, none of this in-between stuff. No butts about it--haha!!!!!!!!!