Sunday, April 10, 2005

Speaking of knifing people

I figured out how to make my 1-inch knife really work.

All you have to do is slice their achilles heel--that I can do easy with the awesome tiny knife. Then they can't run away, so you have all the time in the world to stab them as many times as necessary. Easy!

3 comments:

Rebekah said...

I am disterbed!

Heidi said...

I just bought a tiny knife the other day for backpacking. Thanks for the tip. What happens if you stab a guy's balls? What will pour out? Blood or sperm?

Anonymous said...

you are soooooo clever!!!!

and adorably insane.