Sunday, April 10, 2005
Firewater
This tubby jackass was trying to make me think he was cool yesterday. "I drank sooo much last night," he said. Yeah, fuckin congratulations, drinking is sure as hell difficult. Not many people can drink things. You should probably get a medal. Then I threatened to stab him in the temple with my tiny knife.
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I think I stopped bragging about getting drunk once I hit the 7th grade. I mean what does someone expect to get as a reply to that kind of statement?
YOU DRINK?!?!?! YOU ARE SO COOL. Maybe sometime you can get me drunk and take advantage of me.
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