Consider yourself shivved

Because my school hasn't agreed to assign three+ bodyguards to protect my person, I have attatched a small, beautiful knife to a chain and I now wear it around my neck. Finally, all those times I'm pissed because I can't stab someone in the throat--gone! But don't worry, the blade's only like an inch long, so most people would survive. But they'd think twice before trying to rip out a lock of my hair for their voodoo magic! YOU HEARD!